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NOTE: This review is not out of a personal dislike for the game. This is solely based on the game's quality, which is not very high, and the closest thing to a proper review on this submission.

The idea of jumping from planet to planet dodging asteriods is a novel concept that could
be worked brilliantly into a polished game, however, this is a typical ZabuJard spam game, and that's not what you're getting here.

- Controls are clunky. It's not uncommon to get stuck in a crater
- Stars / space is all white, like a filter was put upon it. If you're going to bash Foamy for being unrealistic as a squirrel (there are other reasons to do that), why use an unrealistic portrayal of space? That is hypocrisy.

- The player is an image of an astronaut that doesn't even rotate around each planet, which themselves look like blackberries. And the meteors look like generic GIFs you find on Google.
- The stock 'game over' sound effect still plays after the game restarts.

I also want to point out that at least a dozen other users were sent coauthor requests, including such wonderful people like Anonymous-Frog, DrunkGecko, vurb, and poopypeter. However, none of them actually made direct contributions to the game, especially Anonymous-Frog who removed their coauthor status. This technique could be used to artificially increase scores because of their combined followers getting it in their feeds, and I feel this should be somewhat regulated on a case by case basis.

FlankoTanko responds:

me rate low because me don't like the game.

Ant responds:

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KhaosKitsune617 responds:

shut up

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