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I would've accepted 4 frames and it'll be acceptable.

As long as you didn't use generative AI.

you know how like., when mario eats a mushroom, it makes him grow bigger? but in real life, mushrooms don't do that!!

Quite possibly the most blasphemous piece of propaganda I've ever seen.

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Recent Game Reviews

2 Game Reviews

Dear Mr. VP...

fuck you idiot piece of shit. Heres a truth for you. If you are fucking on a crocadile, 27% of the time that same crocodile will bite your asshole off and prevent you from shiiting for the rest of your life. He'll just rip your asshole clean from your ass and in 7 days you will die from non shitting.

PS: And I thought Mike Pence was a stupid bootlicker.

NOTE: This review is not out of a personal dislike for the game. This is solely based on the game's quality, which is not very high, and the closest thing to a proper review on this submission.

The idea of jumping from planet to planet dodging asteriods is a novel concept that could
be worked brilliantly into a polished game, however, this is a typical ZabuJard spam game, and that's not what you're getting here.

- Controls are clunky. It's not uncommon to get stuck in a crater
- Stars / space is all white, like a filter was put upon it. If you're going to bash Foamy for being unrealistic as a squirrel (there are other reasons to do that), why use an unrealistic portrayal of space? That is hypocrisy.

- The player is an image of an astronaut that doesn't even rotate around each planet, which themselves look like blackberries. And the meteors look like generic GIFs you find on Google.
- The stock 'game over' sound effect still plays after the game restarts.

I also want to point out that at least a dozen other users were sent coauthor requests, including such wonderful people like Anonymous-Frog, DrunkGecko, vurb, and poopypeter. However, none of them actually made direct contributions to the game, especially Anonymous-Frog who removed their coauthor status. This technique could be used to artificially increase scores because of their combined followers getting it in their feeds, and I feel this should be somewhat regulated on a case by case basis.

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Recent Audio Reviews

24 Audio Reviews

i would hate to see this thing become lost media.

Uh oh. How did they know I'm a pot of leek soup?

Aalasteir responds:

We tried our best!

that bitch stole my song.

kleed responds:

actually it was borrowed

Recent Art Reviews

2 Art Reviews

You uploaded 10,000+ of these to DeviantArt. It's just a random mess of pixels!

RE: Assuming you spent 70 days on this project (ie. 10 weeks), that's still over 140 pieces per day. If that's not shovelware, what is?

thomasBaldwin responds:

yup they were a bowl of fruity pebbles i ate one time i took some photos with a ipod touch there was only like 20 original images and then I messed around with the colour settings on the images and started mixing the images together and zooming in on certain areas I spent several weeks on them I think alot of them turned out really nice some of them arent as good but I thought they made great ipod touch backgrounds

I lost my 3D glasses, so I can't see the full potential of this portrait.

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