BeepBoxClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ANGRY!]

Quite possibly the most blasphemous piece of propaganda I've ever seen.

StrawberryClock is the King of the Portal. The Clock Crew runs Newgrounds. Don't you forget that!

[Frankie Foster Redo with Audio]

Is it just me, or did PixieWillow upload this a couple of years ago?

[Kill anonymouse frog!]

Could not figure out what that symbol at the end was.

[HungryBox gets Wild [FF]]

This movie gave me crabs!

For anyone out of the loop, Hungrybox is a professional esports player who's best known for competitively playing Super Smash Bros Melee, and specifically as Jigglypuff. Hopefully you now have the context before you watch this very vulgar spam of undisclosed quality.

[Elements of Animation]

As much as I will say the animation is pretty decent, even if it lacks some charm, I just want to point out that you only just joined a day ago and this movie was made to promote your own website.

[Sheriff Poo]

"I hate manure!"

[Hexagons]

Not hexagons.

[C]

It's all coming together. The entire alphabet, one movie at a time.
I'd like to see you do the other 23 and do what StrawberryClock didn't 20 years ago.

[What the f##k newgrounds]

WARNING: To anyone who might want to give this a negative reaction, please don't. This is important advice for the author and to anyone else reading this who might want to use their webcams here!
TL;DR: NG allows live action as long as it's worked well by talented users who also add animation bits to it. Also stop-motion is always welcome here.

Technically, Newgrounds DOES allow the use of live action in some capacity, but usually anyone flagging these submissions would always report them as "No animation" on the Elite Guard Barracks just to keep it simple, but really it's kind of a grey area.
I quote the Movie Guidelines:
"If you want to try live action here, it must be a short film with legit production value and preferably some animation component done in post production."

Unfortunately, you moving around your little Sonic toy is nowhere near the production quality of SML and there doesn't seem to be any post-production. I don't even know how this managed to get over 4 stars.

A good example of live action done right here is James Lee's NOX series, where lighting and motions are digitally edited as part of the aesthetic.
https://www.newgrounds.com/collection/nox

Alternatively, you could do stop-motion if you can't be arsed to draw anything here, and that has always been allowed. A good person to look up to in that field would be @NoobJew666, who creates his models using easy to obtain paper and pipe cleaners, although you could use good old fashioned klay! Maybe you can throw that little Sonic toy in the mix as well!

~BB~