Total Medals Earned: 27 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 370 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/160 points)
"Strange times, yes - even your death may lie."
"We all knew it was true, all along."
"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies..."
"Landing on your head may be mentally stimulating/destructive."
"Oyasuminasai"
"A split-second shot window at a range of 1200meters."
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/255 points)
Start playing
Finish the tutorial
Achieve rank C
Achieve rank B
Achieve rank A
Achieve rank S
Achieve rank SS
Achieve rank SSS
Medals Earned: 3/13 (70/435 points)
you tried to get AIDS
you talked to bb10
aye caramba amigo
you tried to start a race riot
you drowned in your own urine
you touched bear poo a bunch of times
you were deported
you defeated the bear
you crossed the border
you crossed the border with a sombrero
you found olskoo
you became president of the united states while wearing a sombrero
you became president of the united states
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/185 points)
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 5/19 (100/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Win the game!
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 7/8 (85/110 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (55/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
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crazy vine compilations 2016
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/500 points)
Play the game
Click/Tap on Marv in the Credits screen
Meet with Elly who is smoking a fat blunt (Dayum!!!!!)
Finish the game and save Tim Fulp!
Get more than $100
Get more than $1,000
Get more than $2,500
Get more than $5,000
Get more than $10,000
Get all of the 8 yarn balls
Beat the Game under 6:00 minutes